Monday, May 21, 2007

Baaa Baaaaa BAAAA!!!

Baaaa Baaaa Baaa baaaaa
BAAAA
Baaa BAAA Baaa
Umm…baaa…ummm…..hi, ya okay. HI!!!
Hi I’m Chris Mac!
It’s Jesse BAAAA!!
Yeah that was D.J.
Little one doesn’t really speak
too much English much.
Baaa! Baaa!
BAAAAAAAAAA!
D.J.
Baaaa!
Look bell!!
Oooo Baaaa bing!
Bing!

Ok, so we broke on to the

Blog while Erin is busy
painting her face. We
wanted to clear up some things
that
Erin types in her last
post. Like what we were
doing at the resort when

Erin was gone and…. Baaaa!
AND about that bird.
O yeah our bird. Well, you…
It’s a MOCKING BIRD! BAAA!
Um...yeah so that bird is a
MOCKING BIRD!
Okay, Jesse, I think they got it.
Go back to your coloring books.
Bing. baaa
O okay.
Anyway, you know how Erin was talking about that BAAAA! bird that Erin was complaining about? Well we heard the neighbor say it was a MOCKIGNBIRD. Um….yeah. A Georgia Mockingbird. Like in that book, To Kill a Mockingbird. I think Erin likes that book too much but maybe just for the title. BAA!
Yeah D.J. Likes Scout. And our mockingbird was mocking a car alarm yesterday. It was GREAT!!!
Bing!
Ooo yellow!!!
Ug…yeah well. O back to the smoke day. I saw that Erin said that Sonny Perdue maybe burning down Georgia. There are SOOO many fires down here. It’s like Sonny is trying to be Nero. Do we really have to burn Rome, again? But unlike Erin I understand his thinking. Maybe he is a sheep. See, Georgia is all up in a tizzy about illegal immigrants. And they say that most are from Mexico. Mexico City has the most densely smog in the world. So if they fill Georgia with smog everyone will die except those that are used to it. So it will be really easy to spot the people that are from Mexico City. And then they can check all the live people it they have visas. Bing!

The sad thing is our tags say China and not Mexico. So we didn’t want to die. But no worries because I watch a lot of action movies and knew exactly what to do. I turned into Sheepo and grabbed the fire extinguisher. It has a pin just like a grenade and thus works just like it. You pull the pin; toss the extinguisher in slow motion while mouthing a word that is soo slow you don’t understand it; and when the extinguisher lands it destroys everything in its path. Just like a grenade for fire. And the I get fame and glory for saving the resort. And all is good. But Erin came home and told me that we were safe. Which is good too. But I sleep on the fire extinguisher now. Just in case.
I helped too!!
You crawled into the dryer. Beehhh
Yup, so?
So how did crawling in the
dryer help save the resort?

Well I had a spray bottle! Check the picture!
It works better if there is
water in it. What were
you going to do with it?

Well when the fire came I was going to throw it and let the fire take it instead of the resort.
Yeah, good job.
Thanks! :)
BAAAAAAAA!
Ok D.J. your turn. What were you doing?

Baaa!
Yeah lots of question for you, lets just start. How did you get to the top shelf with the cornstarch and cooking sherry?
Baaa Beeeehhhh!
O there is a picture.


Baaa

BAaaaa!

O Erin is not going to like that. Hmmm….
What was the cooking sherry for again?
Baaaa.
Okay, good.
O baaa, I hear
Erin. Her face must be all gone. Baaa!
Baaaa
Beeehhhh
Baaaa
Baaa Baaa
Bye!
BYE!!!! BAAAA!! Bing…oooo

21 comments:

Justin said...

So are we to believe the DJ exploded the rootbeer in order to project himself to the top shelf?

Erin said...

hmmm...he is not talking. But DJ is in some trouble.

Justin said...

You should reward his ingenuity, not punish him. He could be the next Van Allen.

Erin said...

Well I just frowned at him. Not like I really stop the little one.

John said...

Oh my... This is turning into quite the little drama. Is PETA ok with all of this?

Erin said...

PETA is probably too scared to come in. Besides it is the sheep that do it.

Unknown said...

How can you PROVE it's the sheep doing it? I think it's like the begining of Shrek, if the talking donkey doesn't talk, it's just a donkey.

Crazy Sheep said...

Baaa

Because we posted it. Baaa Silly Beth Beth. baaaa

Hey we want to go to Shrek, too!!!

Baaa

ERIN!!!!!

Crazy Sheep said...
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Justin said...

I think PETA learned to stay out of GA a long time ago, there's just no hope. But hey I hear they can now teach whatever they want in school. Is this a passive aggressive way to deal with evolution?

Erin said...

Geezzz, thanks Beth. You know how hard it is to find theaters down here that let sheep in!?

Erin said...

I'm not sure we are ever to evolution down here much less teaching it. Sorry Justin.

Unknown said...

Are you referring to the organization of People Eating Tasty Animals?

FYI Chris,DJ and Jesse, sheep aren't very tasty. So I've been told, I wouldn't know first hand. (Someone told me that there are times you have to lie to sheep)

Justin said...

I have extra mint sauce

Erin said...

Mint jelly is not allowed in the resort. The sheep will not stand for it.

Justin said...

Well the last I checked I'm bigger than they are. If the act up too much I'll start sending them to the gym.

Unknown said...

Your Great Grandma used to make mint jelly.

Now that you're down south you probably like mint julips

Erin said...

Shhhh!!! Mom the sheep think they are the first sheep I have lived with.

Justin, Jesse might become bigger than you if you send him to the gym.

Justin said...

I think a little more muscle and a little less fluff might do Jesse some good. Think there are any mint flavored creams out there he could use to relieve some of his muscle soreness?

Anonymous said...

Your sheep seem to be short and round. Looks like they could use some stretching, And then a good hot sona. Dang now I'm hungry for rack of lamb.
Do your sheep know what happened to your other sheep ?? Or are you still pulling the wool over their eyes?

Erin said...

I believe the other sheep were your's Dad. And after that comment I'm not sure they want to come play at your house ever.